The classic saying “Too much of a good thing is never a good thing” had never felt this true to me. Not until I sat my laptop down to start crafting this article and suddenly a heavy rush of many different topics flew through this old and rusty mind of mine. And just like a 1976 Datsun with too much gasoline flooding its spark plugs (another proof of the above saying ), my brain engine stalled, creaked a long eerie gut-wrenching squeak, and dropped dead. It simply couldn’t choose, all topics sounded good. So I thought, $¢µ€ŵ the magazine, and let this one be a laid-back multi-topic conversation, without the usual seriousness you normally find in my articles (kidding guys ).

 

I Think Most People Don’t Really Need SLRs

Come on now folks. You go on a full instant noodle diet for two long months. You flat out lie to your wife and tell her that the expensive camera you’re buying is solely for capturing her beauty day in and day out. (Sidebar trivia: there might be TWO lies in the previous sentence ). You skip work, call in sick (boy, your lies are piling up, eh? ), and purchase that state-of-the –art SLR you’ve been drooling for at your friendly neighborhood camera shop.  (cue drumroll here)

And you do what??? You set it on Auto, leaving the camera to choose and set its ISO, shutter speed, aperture, white balance, picture control, and a zillion other manual settings envied by pocket camera users. You even leave it to the camera to choose which object it should focus on by setting it to Multi Area Focus. You then set your camera to keep the photos in its lowest resolution possible to save on memory card storage. And although you could make big prints out of them, you never do.

Topping the list: you say that you’d never change lenses as you fear that dust might get into your interchangeable-lens camera!

 

I Think Some People Really “Need” SLRs

No it’s not a typo

Go visit a shopping mall, any shopping mall, in its rather busier hour. Take a normal breath (doesn’t have to be a deep one, you’ll see ) and hold it in. While holding your breath, look around and try to spot a visitor with an SLR draped around his/her neck. Unless you’re visually challenged (or you’re holding your breath in the mall’s parking lot), the odds say you’ll live to read my next article (my gain, your loss ).

I once saw a cool looking fellow strolling the mall oh-so-confidently with his entry-level SLR hanging freely in front of his chest, complete with his basic 70-300 lens zoomed all the way to its longest setting. I honestly thought that it was purely unintentional, and I simply assumed that the lens zoom mechanism was loose and it had crept out accidently. So imagine how hard my jaw dropped when the fellow stopped, checked his lens (that apparently had crept back in a little) and zoomed it to its longest setting again! (Moron factor. Check!)

 

I Think Manual Books Kill Trees!

I strongly feel that manufacturers should just leave out manual books when they ship cameras. People just don’t read manuals.

If you say you do, then stop setting your camera to Manual FOCUS mode when I mean Manual METERING mode. (Gosh, photography is hard enough, let the camera handle the focusing, our eyes just cannot match the accuracy of the camera focusing system).

If you say you do, then stop asking why you cannot get every object (of different distances relative to the camera) in your frame in focus, though you had set the camera to Evaluative Metering mode!

 

I Think Some Customers WANT Bad Pictures

They search for the cheapest photographers. They’d prefer vendors they meet at the cut-throat wedding conventions over vendors they’d have to meet personally. They force their so-called “concept” into the photographers. They don’t listen to the photographer’s advices. They must want bad pictures

 

I Think Indonesia is the Best and Worst Place for Photography

Top notch sceneries. Top notch gangsta’-like securities. Enough said